Should I fart to assert my dominance over their loud bickering?
So this girl moves in to our dorm and her boy-toy/best friend thing is annoying as hell. She is sort of annoying. He is currently rifling through our kitchen and using our microwave. We never discussed our policy on inviting people over. We don’t have a policy but she didn’t ask. He has a nasty ass smoker’s cough. He stinks like cologne. He complains. She complains. Fuck these next eight weeks.